Sunday, February 14, 2016

Just in case you thought we lived in a sane world....

On Saturday Night, Alex Jones, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire, went on Facebook to give an emergency transmission to his believers.
Jones: My friends, it's Saturday night, this is an emergency transmission.ones: The question is, was Antonin Scalia murdered? And the answer to that is, has the Bill of Rights and Constitution been murdered? Has it been reported that members of the Supreme Court have been blackmailed? Yes it has.
Donald Trump’s appeal to American patriotism has become one of the gravest worries of Democrat Party elites, particularly if he taps Sarah Palin and former President George W. Bush for his adminstraiton, as some have suggested. They fear his passionate populism could lead a revival in both houses of Congress. A strong Republican presidency would almost certainly derail any liberal globalist schemes and prevent the United Nations from seizing more of America’s sovereignty.
Nimoy used predictive programming to seed the media with Illuminati messages of false utopia.
Nimoy has been consolidating Illuminati power since faking his own death.
Nimoy’s Hand in the Assassination
The wild card in this equation is likely Leonard Nimoy, who various leaked reports have identified as the newest leader of the Illuminati. While there is much debate about that secretive group’s ultimate motives, many citizen journalists suspect that they are expanding their control through both European-style socialism and Bilderberg-group branded international cooperation schemes. The recent Climate Change summit is the perfect example of this, as it gives foreign authorities the power to override both Congressional and Constitutional protections. As many know, the presence of the United Nations on American soil will lead to gun seizures and restrictions on Christian freedom of speech.

As I frequently say, I can't make this shit up. 


  1. Ah, conspiracy I loath thee.

  2. Curiouser and curiouser. I do believe this country has lost its collective mind.

  3. The lunatic fringe is becoming the whole cloth.

  4. I've never thought this world was sane!

  5. Does anyone ever point out to these people the absurdity of their ideas? Not that it would do any good.

  6. Y'know, minutes (only a few, really) after I read the internet blast about Scalia's death, I said to SWMBO "just watch, the right wing crazies are going to start a conspiracy theory about how Obama's people murdered Scalia." It only took 48 hours. And one crazy talk show host. Does the Constitution allow talk shows?

    1. Good question, I don't see any mention of it in the original document, so according to the gospel by Scalia, it can't exist.

  7. We discussed moving to Canada once before...:(

  8. HA! Another classic! One of the most interesting aspects of Nimoy's involvement, is that he DIED about a year ago.