Yellowstone Traffic Police

And trust me, you don't want to try to speed by them.

Just a reminder from Montana

No, it's not time to break out the sandals just yet.

Ice jams on the Big Hole River

Happens every year around this time. Ice starts forming in the river in mid to late October, thickens through March, then in April the under the ice finally generates enough pressure to start breaking up the sometimes foot-thick ice above. It starts moving slowly downstream, until it hits some sort of obstacle, maybe a sharp bend in the river, maybe a bridge.

The joy of science is gender-free

Spring, or what we tell the first winter people here....

Weather Alert

...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING TO
NOON MDT WEDNESDAY...

* WHAT...SNOW EXPECTED. TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 2 TO 4 INCHES
EXPECTED IN THE LOWER ELEVATIONS BETWEEN GARRISON AND BUTTE. 4
TO 8 INCHES EXPECTED FOR MACDONALD PASS, HOMESTAKE PASS AND
ALONG HIGHWAY 1 BETWEEN PHILIPSBURG AND ANACONDA.

* WHERE...BUTTE, GEORGETOWN LAKE, HIGHWAY 12 GARRISON TO
ELLISTON, HOMESTAKE PASS, AND MACDONALD Pass. 

Somebody explain this to me

I realize I haven't kept up with popular trends, pop or otherwise, in many years. I can usually figure out, sort of, what something means.

Not this one. This morning, in the want ads section of the local online rag was the following:

Wood slabs for wedding

What am I missing here?