Tuesday, November 18, 2014

We May be Criminals, but we've got gum disease under control.

I'm heading for Seattle on Thursday, be gone for a few weeks. The admirable SIL has assured me he can whip my computer into compliance, and it will be my obedient slave.

So, till then, I'll leave you with the headline from the local paper today. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

FLEECED FLOSS
A teen duo is accused of trying to steal 18 packs of dental floss.
Police say the 16-year-old boy and 14-year-old girl also shoplifted yoga pants, Slim Jims and gum. They were cited for theft from Walmart Monday and released to their parents.

I live in an odder place than you.


30 comments:

  1. Gosh, 18 packs? Probably dealers. What's the street value of dental dental floss these days? Enjoy your Seattle visit, Mike!

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    1. Dunno, I'm going to check the neighborhood sources tomorrow...may be worth while to bring back some from Seattle.

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    2. Yes, I've been in the machine. No worries, Mike. I'm pulling for you.

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    3. After so many years of being on the other side in 'the machine', I'm having difficulty adjusting to the view from this side. We'll see how I do.

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  2. I dunno about odder or even otter, but perhaps a curiously different sense of quirkiness. Although, I admit it, I want to know what they were going to do with all that dental floss.

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    1. They could be interested in wrapping paper I suppose, but dental floss should be easy to hide.

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  3. You obviously do not know that dental floss, sixteen strands twisted together, are an admirable substitute for the pull string in yoga pants.

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    1. And, I wish to know no more. Nor why would need that. I assume you women have your secrets, and I never intrude.

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  4. When I was 12 slim jims were my favorite food in the world. Dental floss, not so much.

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    1. 12, really? I was on to canned sardines by that age.

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    2. Vienna sausages were my gateway protein of choice. by God's Grace I never progressed past the Slim Jims. To this day, I order my Caesar without the anchovies, please. One day at a time.

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  5. Safe travels, Mike-hope you get some answers.

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    1. I'll give it a shot, see what the big boys have to offer.

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    1. It was, until replaced by Advise To The Lonely started in Billings.

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  7. Safe journey. Look forward to updates.

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    1. Do what? I'll update as I can, sure be nice to see them.

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    2. Live in an odder place than I do.

      Hope you've arrived safe and sound and that you and yours have a truly thankful holiday!

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    1. Thanks Steve. Do you still celebrate thanksgiving there? I remember the one we were there for, we went to Italy and T'giving day had pasta.

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    2. Just me and the wife. No turkey and trimmings, but I do miss those days when I was a lad at home.

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  9. "I'm goin' to Montana soon
    gonna be a dental floss tycoon"
    --Frank Zappa

    (I kid you not!)

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    1. Ok, that's a bit of obscure knowledge......Nice one, Bruce.

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  10. We in the US are a inscrutable lot, eh?

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  11. maybe they have had bad experiences with slim jims in the past, this much dental floss would have removed any evidence I would think.

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  12. LOL. Yes, you do, my friend. Of course, no one here can feel their fingers at the moment, so perhaps they are saving their shoplifting for spring...

    Pearl

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  13. I can assure you, in spite of that arrest report, you do NOT live in an odder place than me!

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